"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge."
"There is no theory of evolution. Evolution is a fact. The theory is of how it happened."
"It is a lot better to come from an evolved monkey than from a fallen angel."
Y esta nomas la pongo en honor a Ana Laura pero en su caso habría que substituir los ratones por un conejo:
"A mouse is an animal that, if killed in sufficiently many and creative ways, will generate a PhD."Marcellin Boule.